1 00:00:00,070 --> 00:00:02,596 Baby! It's fine, Okay. She left her stupid alpaca. 2 00:00:02,598 --> 00:00:04,210 She doesn't go anywhere without this thing. 3 00:00:04,210 --> 00:00:06,070 - Where are you going? - Got to go get my alpaca. 4 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:07,410 Oh, my God, you're 14. 5 00:00:07,410 --> 00:00:08,410 We need to chat. 6 00:00:08,410 --> 00:00:10,280 Mom, Dad, it's me. 7 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:12,350 I guess by now you've figured out that I've run away. 8 00:00:12,350 --> 00:00:14,350 When I'm gone, I'm gonna miss you most of all. 9 00:00:14,350 --> 00:00:16,820 Where am I going? I'm going far away. 10 00:00:16,820 --> 00:00:18,350 It wasn't an easy decision to make, 11 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:20,560 but it was one I made a long time ago. 12 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:22,560 God, I'm sick of being on this loser team. 13 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:24,090 Hey, we're not down by that much, okay? 14 00:00:24,100 --> 00:00:26,300 - Stay positive. - I'm talking about our family! 15 00:00:26,300 --> 00:00:27,300 You're still a bitch! 16 00:00:27,300 --> 00:00:28,500 Do not talk to your mother that way! 17 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:31,100 And who are you? Are you this bitch's friend? 18 00:00:31,100 --> 00:00:33,300 I just want you to know that I love you all, 19 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:35,240 but I can probably do better on my own. 20 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:36,840 - That's the guy you like? - Mm-hmm. 21 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:39,380 But mostly I'm just using him for his car. 22 00:00:39,380 --> 00:00:41,980 Please, don't come looking for me. 23 00:00:41,980 --> 00:00:43,980 I don't want to be found. 24 00:00:43,980 --> 00:00:47,020 So believe me when I tell you you'll never find me. 25 00:01:15,150 --> 00:01:16,610 Wait, hold on. What's going on? 26 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:17,610 Why are you turning back? 27 00:01:21,020 --> 00:01:22,390 They seem a little freaked out, don't they? 28 00:01:29,630 --> 00:01:30,730 He's just talking about my hat. 29 00:01:35,630 --> 00:01:37,330 Merci. 30 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:39,970 - Whoa! Guys! - Wait! 31 00:01:39,970 --> 00:01:41,770 - Hey! - Guys, where you going? 32 00:01:41,770 --> 00:01:43,310 Nate, I'm a little scared. I think we should go with them. 33 00:01:43,310 --> 00:01:44,640 What are you talking about? 34 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:46,380 The village is only a mile away from here. 35 00:01:46,380 --> 00:01:48,240 Yeah, but based on their reaction and the smell of things, 36 00:01:48,250 --> 00:01:50,110 I-I think maybe we should just go with them. 37 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,180 It smells like dead skunks. So what? 38 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:53,720 Yeah, what plant that smells like dead skunks 39 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:54,650 would freak the police out? 40 00:01:54,650 --> 00:01:56,050 - Raisins. - God, it's weed. 41 00:01:56,050 --> 00:01:57,450 Weed's not a plant. 42 00:01:57,460 --> 00:01:58,790 Come on, Nate. Let's just go. 43 00:01:58,790 --> 00:02:00,860 Absolutely not! Okay? 44 00:02:00,860 --> 00:02:03,590 We have been searching for our daughter for months, 45 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:06,530 and this is the closest lead that we've had, okay? 46 00:02:06,530 --> 00:02:09,000 We know for a fact that she was in Machu Picchu. 47 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,400 - In Peru. - And that guy there... 48 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,600 That you paid money to. 49 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,940 ...who very reliably told me 50 00:02:13,940 --> 00:02:16,940 that in that village just over that fence 51 00:02:16,940 --> 00:02:19,940 there is a little blond girl who ran away from America... 52 00:02:19,940 --> 00:02:21,340 - Turn around. - ...a mile away from here! 53 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:24,210 - Nate, turn around. - No! Never! All right? 54 00:02:24,220 --> 00:02:27,350 Turning around is giving up, and I don't give up on family. 55 00:02:27,350 --> 00:02:28,950 Oh, you don't? You gave up on Vanessa. 56 00:02:28,950 --> 00:02:30,550 She's not fam... 57 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:32,090 She framed you twice. 58 00:02:32,090 --> 00:02:33,290 What about Edie? 59 00:02:33,290 --> 00:02:35,360 She stole my sperm, 60 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:38,230 shoved it up her vagina, and made a baby with it, okay? 61 00:02:38,230 --> 00:02:39,360 That's an insane woman. 62 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,100 I don't give up on family that I like. 63 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:42,830 One, two, three. 64 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,430 All right, I don't want to give up either 65 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:45,970 but I'm very concerned about our safety. 66 00:02:45,970 --> 00:02:47,770 Babe, nothing's gonna happen. 67 00:02:47,770 --> 00:02:50,170 Have you forgotten who I am? 68 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,780 I'm a dad with a particular set of skills. 69 00:02:52,780 --> 00:02:54,110 Let's ride! 70 00:02:54,110 --> 00:02:55,440 Hyah! 71 00:02:55,450 --> 00:02:57,780 Come on! Whoo! Let's go! 72 00:02:57,780 --> 00:02:59,520 Hyah! Hyah! 73 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:02,320 Whoo! Come on! Yeah! Get some! 74 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:03,450 Whoo! Go! 75 00:03:07,790 --> 00:03:09,260 - Oh! - Ooh. 76 00:03:11,130 --> 00:03:13,060 Oh. 77 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:15,000 Oh, you okay, babe? 78 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,400 I'm going to find my daughter. 79 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:19,200 With or without this lazy asshole. 80 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:42,290 That's... 81 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:43,790 That's a dead head. 82 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:46,700 It's a dead head. 83 00:03:48,570 --> 00:03:50,900 These are real human heads. 84 00:03:50,900 --> 00:03:53,370 They couldn't say "dead head" in English?! 85 00:03:55,510 --> 00:03:57,110 Go! 86 00:03:57,110 --> 00:03:58,980 Go! Run! 87 00:03:58,980 --> 00:04:00,240 Fast! Go! 88 00:04:02,650 --> 00:04:05,780 Wait for me, you ******* idiot! 89 00:04:05,780 --> 00:04:07,120 Now you run! 90 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:08,790 Oh, now you run! 91 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:10,850 You stupid idiot! 92 00:04:10,860 --> 00:04:12,520 Get back here! 93 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:45,950 They say a storm's coming in. 94 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:47,720 - Who's they? - The locals. 95 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,090 What the hell do they know? 96 00:04:51,100 --> 00:04:52,430 The weather pattern of the mountain 97 00:04:52,430 --> 00:04:54,560 they've spent their entire lives living in the shadow of. 98 00:04:54,570 --> 00:04:56,300 Okay, well, then it's the perfect storm. 99 00:04:56,300 --> 00:04:58,500 No, please don't invoke a trip where everybody dies. 100 00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:01,840 It was a movie. No one really died, okay? 101 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:03,310 And besides, it's the perfect storm 102 00:05:03,310 --> 00:05:05,110 because she's gonna be trapped up there, 103 00:05:05,110 --> 00:05:06,980 nowhere to go, terrified. 104 00:05:06,980 --> 00:05:08,380 - It's great. - I don't know, Nate. 105 00:05:08,380 --> 00:05:09,710 This lead is really thin. 106 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:12,250 All we know is that she's in Tibet... somewhere. 107 00:05:12,250 --> 00:05:15,450 Yeah, and a guy, who I did not pay money to this time, 108 00:05:15,450 --> 00:05:16,990 said there's a little ninja starfish 109 00:05:16,990 --> 00:05:18,720 entertaining monks in an ancient temple 110 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:20,260 singing a song called "It's Fun Being Weird." 111 00:05:20,260 --> 00:05:21,320 How is that not her? 112 00:05:21,330 --> 00:05:22,590 Hey, was this the same guy who said 113 00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:24,530 that there was a young taekwondo master at the Taj Mahal? 114 00:05:24,530 --> 00:05:26,130 - Different guy. - Oh, then maybe it was the... 115 00:05:26,130 --> 00:05:27,730 No, no, no, ba-da-da. 116 00:05:27,730 --> 00:05:31,130 Do not bring up Japan, okay? No Japan. 117 00:05:31,140 --> 00:05:32,470 Good. 118 00:05:32,470 --> 00:05:34,000 I don't know. 119 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,870 Did you ever think maybe she just doesn't want to be found? 120 00:05:35,870 --> 00:05:38,010 She sends us videos every month, right? 121 00:05:38,010 --> 00:05:39,740 - Yeah. - They're a cry for help. 122 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:42,340 They're saying, "Mommy, Daddy, please come find me." 123 00:05:42,350 --> 00:05:43,680 Do not come find me. 124 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:46,150 - Can't listen to her words. - Oh, okay. 125 00:05:46,150 --> 00:05:50,490 Listen to my words... Do not come find me. 126 00:05:50,490 --> 00:05:51,550 She's a child. 127 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:54,020 She still needs us to teach her things. 128 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,620 I taught myself how to swim. 129 00:05:55,630 --> 00:05:57,030 I even learned the breaststroke. 130 00:05:57,030 --> 00:05:59,100 - It's the easiest to learn. - It's not. 131 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:00,360 Okay. 132 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,300 Check out the ninja starfish! 133 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:05,430 She taught herself how to play guitar! 134 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:06,700 ♪ It's fun being weird ♪ 135 00:06:06,710 --> 00:06:07,900 Okay, just shut it off, all right? 136 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:09,310 She needs her parents. Period. 137 00:06:09,310 --> 00:06:11,640 - So does Jared. - Oh, he's fine. He's a boy. 138 00:06:12,710 --> 00:06:14,180 No. No. 139 00:06:20,450 --> 00:06:22,520 No! No. We're moving too fast. 140 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:24,350 I don't even know your name. 141 00:06:26,190 --> 00:06:31,260 Hey, phone, how do you say, "what is your name" in Chinese? 142 00:06:34,330 --> 00:06:35,160 No h-way. 143 00:06:36,130 --> 00:06:37,670 No h-way! 144 00:06:37,670 --> 00:06:39,200 Yeah! 145 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:40,540 This is so cool. 146 00:06:40,540 --> 00:06:42,270 Now we're connecting. All right. 147 00:06:42,270 --> 00:06:45,740 Hey, phone, how do you say, "What is your age?" in Chinese? 148 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:50,010 No, that's only 10. 149 00:06:54,220 --> 00:06:58,450 Okay, 10 in China years, but, uh, how many in American? 150 00:07:03,630 --> 00:07:05,560 Geez. 151 00:07:15,770 --> 00:07:17,310 Ready for a hike? 152 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,510 Hey! There he is. 153 00:07:21,510 --> 00:07:23,110 Whoa, geez. You all right? 154 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:24,650 Yeah. Yeah, we got to get out of here right now. 155 00:07:24,650 --> 00:07:26,580 - We got to get out of here. - Yeah, absolutely. 156 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:28,050 See, that's my un-stunted boy. 157 00:07:28,050 --> 00:07:30,120 When it comes to family, he knows how to get some. 158 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:31,590 Yeah, just got some, and she was 10. 159 00:07:31,590 --> 00:07:33,260 10? She was... 160 00:07:33,260 --> 00:07:34,860 - Nice. - No. Don't. 161 00:07:34,860 --> 00:07:36,660 Don't condone him rating women numerically. 162 00:07:36,660 --> 00:07:38,260 - Gross. - Yeah, it's gross, man. 163 00:07:38,260 --> 00:07:40,000 It's what's on the inside that counts. Right. 164 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,660 Okay, and I betcha she's a 10 in there too. 165 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:43,100 I didn't know! 166 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:47,140 All right. He wants to find his sister. 167 00:07:47,140 --> 00:07:49,010 - So weird. - Let's get some. 168 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:51,340 Whoo! 169 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:52,680 - Race you up the mountain! - I'm not doing that. 170 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:55,510 Why are we going down? 171 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:59,820 Jared, wait up! Come on! 172 00:07:59,820 --> 00:08:01,620 Save some energy. 173 00:08:01,620 --> 00:08:03,150 Come on, get in. 174 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:04,820 Get in what? That's not ours. It's my girlfriend's. 175 00:08:04,820 --> 00:08:06,290 She said we can use it to go upriver. 176 00:08:06,290 --> 00:08:07,690 - Up to where? - The temple! 177 00:08:07,690 --> 00:08:09,290 - Let's go! - The temple's up the mountain. 178 00:08:09,290 --> 00:08:11,230 She told me about a secret Chinese entrance. 179 00:08:11,230 --> 00:08:13,830 Dad, please! Just trust me. 180 00:08:13,830 --> 00:08:15,230 - Okay. - What? 181 00:08:15,230 --> 00:08:17,030 Okay. What's the worst that could happen 182 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:18,300 if we're going the wrong way? 183 00:08:18,300 --> 00:08:20,500 - You sure about this? - Yes, yes! 184 00:08:20,510 --> 00:08:21,700 Okay. 185 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:23,640 You're lucky I'm a boat guy. 186 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:24,910 Load up. 187 00:08:27,710 --> 00:08:30,610 Ancient Chinese shortcut, my... Ow! 188 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:57,970 How'd you find me? 189 00:08:57,980 --> 00:08:59,170 We looked all over the world for you. 190 00:08:59,180 --> 00:09:01,180 Did you ever think maybe I didn't want to be found? 191 00:09:01,180 --> 00:09:02,710 Why'd you do it? Why'd you leave? 192 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:04,910 So many different reasons. None of which were you. 193 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,250 That's good to know. 194 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:08,650 It's been a really rough year for me. 195 00:09:08,650 --> 00:09:10,050 Um, what the... 196 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,190 Oh, this is Lupe. 197 00:09:11,190 --> 00:09:12,860 I met her in Peru at that Pikachu temple. 198 00:09:12,860 --> 00:09:15,390 Mm. Mmm. 199 00:09:15,390 --> 00:09:16,660 Gracias. 200 00:09:16,660 --> 00:09:18,260 Dear God. 201 00:09:18,260 --> 00:09:19,930 I don't know what it is. 202 00:09:19,930 --> 00:09:21,600 Maybe I've just missed you so much 203 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:23,470 that I'm just replacing you with random girls 204 00:09:23,470 --> 00:09:25,800 or you really were just the biggest cock bock in the world 205 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:28,000 and things are finally just working out great for me. 206 00:09:40,550 --> 00:09:42,750 I sure hope you're being a gentleman with all these girls. 207 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,950 Of course. This chick, Sunitha, I met her in India. 208 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,020 Her boobs were completely different sizes. 209 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:49,530 I didn't say anything. Did not even mention it to her. 210 00:09:56,570 --> 00:09:58,430 I think he's warming up. 211 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:00,040 I'm just really worried that he's... 212 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:01,900 He's leaving a trail of chaos behind him 213 00:10:01,910 --> 00:10:03,440 because we've been on the road this whole time. 214 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:05,310 You know, he never has to face any of the consequences. 215 00:10:05,310 --> 00:10:06,840 He was making out with a child. 216 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,780 Okay, in his defense, she did not look 10. 217 00:10:08,780 --> 00:10:10,450 What are you t... We were all wearing snowsuits. 218 00:10:10,450 --> 00:10:12,850 How do you know? I'm amazing at guessing ages. 219 00:10:12,850 --> 00:10:14,580 Oh, my God. I could've worked at a carnival. 220 00:10:14,590 --> 00:10:15,920 I'm not great at guessing weight 221 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:18,120 'cause I always think people are fatter than they are. 222 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:19,460 - Nate. Nate. - You know, for me, it's... 223 00:10:19,460 --> 00:10:20,590 Nate, we... we... We got to flip him. 224 00:10:20,590 --> 00:10:21,990 - What? - Just... 225 00:10:21,990 --> 00:10:23,460 - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yep, yep. 226 00:10:23,460 --> 00:10:25,190 Yeah, yeah, sure. Come here, pal. 227 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:27,060 That's it. 228 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:29,470 No, listen, I'm not condoning what he did, okay? 229 00:10:29,470 --> 00:10:31,470 - But he didn't... Oh! - Yeah. 230 00:10:31,470 --> 00:10:32,600 - No! - Yes. 231 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,070 - No! Take him back. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 232 00:10:34,070 --> 00:10:35,340 - It's too weird. It's too weird. - Take him back! Take him back! 233 00:10:35,340 --> 00:10:36,740 - It's too weird. - It's not weird for me? 234 00:10:36,740 --> 00:10:38,410 - It's not sexual. - Ew! Gross! 235 00:10:38,410 --> 00:10:39,810 Why would you even say that?! Of course it's not! 236 00:10:39,810 --> 00:10:41,340 You didn't have a problem with it when he was a baby. 237 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:42,610 You used to laugh at it. 238 00:10:42,610 --> 00:10:44,010 Yeah, 'cause it was half the size of my pinkie 239 00:10:44,020 --> 00:10:45,410 when he was a baby, and it was funny 240 00:10:45,420 --> 00:10:46,880 because no one ever tells you babies can do that. 241 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,480 - Now take it back! - No! No! 242 00:10:48,490 --> 00:10:49,550 You have more experience with this. 243 00:10:49,550 --> 00:10:50,890 It should be pointing at you. 244 00:10:50,890 --> 00:10:52,620 My experience with it is pointing away from me. 245 00:10:52,620 --> 00:10:54,420 Well, is there anything we can do to get rid of it? 246 00:10:54,430 --> 00:10:55,290 Oh, my God! No! 247 00:10:55,290 --> 00:10:56,690 I don't... I mean, I don't know! 248 00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:57,630 - Gross! - What do you mean? 249 00:10:57,630 --> 00:10:58,830 Why would you want me to... 250 00:10:58,830 --> 00:11:00,100 Absolutely not! 251 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:02,900 It's not a stiff neck. It's a stiff... 252 00:11:02,900 --> 00:11:05,100 Sweetie, he's shivering. Please. 253 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:07,100 Okay, fine. Fine. Fine. 254 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,100 There's nothing weird about this, okay? 255 00:11:09,110 --> 00:11:11,910 It's just a... father and mother 256 00:11:11,910 --> 00:11:13,910 trying to warm up their son with a big... 257 00:11:13,910 --> 00:11:15,110 You're doing great. You're doing great. 258 00:11:15,110 --> 00:11:16,380 It's not... It's not... I can't do it. 259 00:11:16,380 --> 00:11:17,650 I can't do it. I can't do it! 260 00:11:17,650 --> 00:11:18,780 It's too weird! I'm going to get our daughter. 261 00:11:18,780 --> 00:11:19,780 Nate, no! 262 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,720 - No. No, I'm going. Sorry. - Nate! 263 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:24,790 I'm sick of waiting around for a storm that's not coming. 264 00:11:24,790 --> 00:11:26,390 I'm going to get her myself. 265 00:11:56,220 --> 00:11:57,690 Hey! 266 00:11:57,690 --> 00:11:59,690 Hey, buddy! You okay? 267 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:04,160 Buddy! Can you hear me? 268 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,360 You're gonna be all right! 269 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:08,230 I could've been a doctor! 270 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:18,440 Aw, shit. You're dead, aren't you? 271 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:19,840 Hey! 272 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,850 Hey! This guy's dead! 273 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:25,720 We can't leave him here! 274 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:27,180 We got to get him off this mountain! 275 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:32,220 No man left behind. You ever heard the expression? 276 00:12:35,390 --> 00:12:37,190 1982? 277 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,630 Well, that explains the neon. 278 00:12:40,270 --> 00:12:42,270 I'm gonna get you out of here! 279 00:12:42,270 --> 00:12:45,000 I just got to find my daughter first. 280 00:13:19,170 --> 00:13:21,900 Ah! What's up, man? 281 00:13:21,910 --> 00:13:25,370 Whew! That is a hell of a climb. 282 00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:28,110 I'm assuming by the getup that, uh, this is the ancient temple. 283 00:13:28,710 --> 00:13:30,510 Yeah, that's what I thought. 284 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,580 Whew! 285 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:37,850 Oh, come on, man. 286 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:40,520 I just climbed through a crippling snowstorm. 287 00:13:40,530 --> 00:13:42,790 You don't think I can make it up another 3 feet 288 00:13:42,790 --> 00:13:45,190 without being attached to a child safety string? 289 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,860 Come on. I'm a pro. 290 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,770 Shit. Shit. 291 00:13:50,670 --> 00:13:51,770 Aw, shit! 292 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,420 Aaaah! 293 00:14:12,420 --> 00:14:13,760 Oh, shit! 294 00:14:15,430 --> 00:14:17,290 Oh, shit. 295 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,840 Aaaah! 296 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,410 Oh, I got you. 297 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:34,310 I told you I'd come back for you! 298 00:14:34,310 --> 00:14:37,110 Yeah! I'm riding you like a motherf... 299 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,720 Aah! 300 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:45,720 Aw, shit! 301 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,400 Aw, shit! Aah! 302 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,780 Aah! 303 00:15:14,550 --> 00:15:16,620 Oh! Babe! 304 00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:18,150 I'm so glad you stayed. 305 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,220 I think we should all really be together as a family 306 00:15:20,230 --> 00:15:22,160 to greet her, you know? 307 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:24,760 All right, let's go on. The storm's passed. 308 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,630 I fell down a mountain. 309 00:15:55,090 --> 00:15:56,890 Oh, hey. 310 00:15:56,890 --> 00:15:59,230 How are you? Good to see you again. 311 00:15:59,230 --> 00:16:01,630 I was the guy that... fell. 312 00:16:01,630 --> 00:16:03,370 Oh! You got my backpack! 313 00:16:03,370 --> 00:16:04,970 I thought I lost it. 314 00:16:04,970 --> 00:16:05,970 Ah, bless your heart. 315 00:16:05,970 --> 00:16:08,200 So, is our daughter here? 316 00:16:11,710 --> 00:16:13,840 Oh, yeah. Uh, do you have any cash? 317 00:16:13,850 --> 00:16:15,180 - Oh, yeah. - This is karma, right? 318 00:16:15,180 --> 00:16:16,380 That's what we're doing? 319 00:16:16,380 --> 00:16:18,250 - What does he need money for? - I don't know. 320 00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:20,320 Beads? Tea? Haircuts aren't free. 321 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:21,920 Also, what do you care? I just don't want to hear anymore 322 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:22,920 that Buddhists are the good ones. 323 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:24,320 They all take your money. 324 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:25,520 Hey, can you do me a favor? Be like the Buddhists 325 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:27,060 and take a vow of silence for a few minutes? 326 00:16:27,060 --> 00:16:28,320 Sorry. 327 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:32,530 ♪ It's fun being weird ♪ 328 00:16:32,530 --> 00:16:35,000 ♪ It's fun being weird ♪ 329 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,200 ♪ It's fun being weird ♪ 330 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:40,270 ♪ You should try it sometime ♪ 331 00:16:40,270 --> 00:16:42,670 ♪ It's fun being weird ♪ 332 00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:45,140 ♪ It's fun being weird ♪ 333 00:16:45,140 --> 00:16:47,410 ♪ It's fun being weird ♪ 334 00:16:47,410 --> 00:16:50,350 ♪ You should try it sometime ♪ 335 00:16:50,350 --> 00:16:52,750 ♪ It's fun being weird ♪ 336 00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:55,220 ♪ It's fun being weird ♪ 337 00:16:55,220 --> 00:16:57,490 ♪ It's fun being weird ♪ 338 00:16:57,490 --> 00:17:00,560 ♪ You should try it sometime ♪ 339 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:02,760 ♪ It's fun being weird ♪ 340 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,290 ♪ It's fun being weird ♪ 341 00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:07,560 ♪ It's fun being weird ♪ 342 00:17:07,570 --> 00:17:08,760 ♪ You should try it sometime ♪ 343 00:17:08,770 --> 00:17:10,770 Ha! I'm the mayor! This thing is fun! 344 00:17:10,770 --> 00:17:14,040 That's factory setting. Sorry, it's... 345 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:16,510 Delilah, we've been to every corner 346 00:17:16,510 --> 00:17:18,040 of this earth looking for you, 347 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:19,780 and there's nothing we wouldn't give 348 00:17:19,780 --> 00:17:22,180 to just sit quietly on a beach with you again 349 00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:26,250 and watch your amazing breasts... breasts... breasts... 350 00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:28,450 Breasts... br-br-breast... Breast... 351 00:17:28,450 --> 00:17:30,250 Stop! Stop! Stop! It's breaststroke! 352 00:17:30,260 --> 00:17:31,450 The swimming move you taught yourself. I'm... 353 00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:33,120 Stop. Stop, please. Please, Nate, stop. 354 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:36,060 Delilah, honey, we just... we need one minute of your time, 355 00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:38,660 just one minute, to let you know how much we love you. 356 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,270 What the... 357 00:17:47,270 --> 00:17:48,870 Who are you? 358 00:17:48,870 --> 00:17:50,340 Where's my daughter? 359 00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:52,880 W-What have you done with my daughter? 360 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:55,340 This is her song. How do you know this song? 361 00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:57,480 Where is my daughter?! 362 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,350 How do you know this song?! 363 00:17:59,350 --> 00:18:01,080 YouTube. 364 00:18:01,090 --> 00:18:03,020 ♪ It's fun being weird ♪ 365 00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:05,020 ♪ It's fun being weird ♪ 366 00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:06,890 ♪ It's fun being weird ♪ 367 00:18:06,890 --> 00:18:09,490 ♪ You should try it sometime ♪ 368 00:18:09,490 --> 00:18:11,560 ♪ It's fun being weird ♪ 369 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:14,230 ♪ You should try it sometime ♪ 370 00:18:14,230 --> 00:18:16,830 - I want to go home. - I know, honey. We're going home. 371 00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:18,100 Not like a hotel, like home, home. 372 00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:19,500 I don't want to travel anymore. 373 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:20,900 I want a full-size toothpaste. 374 00:18:20,910 --> 00:18:22,470 Okay, we'll get you one of those. 375 00:18:33,650 --> 00:18:36,720 I can't go. I need my daughter back. 376 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:37,990 So do I. 377 00:18:37,990 --> 00:18:39,990 But she doesn't want to come home. 378 00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:41,590 Nate, she's off seeing the world, 379 00:18:41,590 --> 00:18:42,860 and we have to face the fact 380 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,330 that she doesn't want to be found. 381 00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:45,930 I can't live without her, okay? 382 00:18:45,930 --> 00:18:47,400 That means I can't leave without her. 383 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:48,460 What about us? 384 00:18:48,470 --> 00:18:50,800 I need a husband. Jared needs a father. 385 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,600 And I can't be good at either of those things 386 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:53,600 until I have her back. 387 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,800 Listen to me. 388 00:18:54,810 --> 00:18:56,810 If we don't start learning from our mistakes, 389 00:18:56,810 --> 00:18:58,410 we are doomed to repeat them. 390 00:18:58,410 --> 00:19:00,480 Thought you hated Buddhists. That's not Buddhism. 391 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,350 It's just me calling my shitty parenting a mistake. 392 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:04,680 I get it. I suck. 393 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,280 But I don't want the same thing to happen to him. 394 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:07,950 I have like maybe two years left with him, 395 00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:09,150 and I need to make them count. 396 00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:12,160 So please, Nate, let's go home. 397 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,290 Come on. 398 00:19:21,030 --> 00:19:22,100 I love you both. 399 00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:24,170 - Honey, she's not here. - I got to check. 400 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:26,900 - Okay, they're good. - Nate! No! 401 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:30,110 What are you doing? She's not here! 402 00:19:30,110 --> 00:19:31,970 Nate! Come back! 403 00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:19,560 Hey, guys, just checking in from Rome. 404 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,890 You know, being weird. Not doing what the Romans do. 405 00:20:21,890 --> 00:20:24,230 Just going for a paddle in New Zealand. 406 00:20:24,230 --> 00:20:26,960 Hut-hut! Hut-hut! 407 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:30,100 This is my 18th and final video from Egypt. 408 00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,970 Hey, mate, you said you were gonna help us row. 409 00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:34,440 Oh, sorry, mate. 410 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:35,970 I'm just exhausted, you know, mentally. 411 00:20:35,970 --> 00:20:37,440 Been looking for my daughter for over a year. 412 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:39,110 You know, you wouldn't believe how hard it is 413 00:20:39,110 --> 00:20:41,580 to find one person on this tiny globe. 414 00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:43,780 You know, it's like finding a needle in a haystack. 415 00:20:43,780 --> 00:20:45,450 Or more like a corn dog in Egypt. 416 00:20:45,450 --> 00:20:47,450 Is that a Maori phrase? 417 00:20:47,450 --> 00:20:49,120 I like that. I'm gonna use that. 418 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:52,120 No, man, I'm saying she's eating a corn dog in Egypt. 419 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,920 That's weird. 420 00:20:53,930 --> 00:20:55,790 That is weird. 421 00:20:55,790 --> 00:20:58,060 There's no corn dogs in Egypt. 422 00:20:58,060 --> 00:21:00,130 There's no corn dogs in Egypt! 423 00:21:00,130 --> 00:21:02,330 This is my 18th and final video. 424 00:21:02,330 --> 00:21:03,930 That's just par for the course. 425 00:21:03,940 --> 00:21:06,400 She's eating a corn dog in Egypt. That's weird. 426 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,140 Hut-hut! Hut-hut! 427 00:21:08,140 --> 00:21:09,210 Putt-putt. 428 00:21:14,350 --> 00:21:16,350 Guys, it's putt-putt! 429 00:21:16,350 --> 00:21:17,810 She went to putt-putt! 430 00:21:17,820 --> 00:21:19,680 This is in Syracuse! 431 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:20,680 She didn't go anywhere! 432 00:21:20,690 --> 00:21:22,550 I used to take her here all the time! 433 00:21:22,550 --> 00:21:24,950 I'd be so mad at myself for being such an idiot 434 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:26,690 and not realizing this 435 00:21:26,690 --> 00:21:29,230 but I'm so happy right now. 436 00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:34,030 You're a very wise culture. 437 00:21:34,030 --> 00:21:35,300 Cheer up, buddy. 438 00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:37,370 - The car. - "Te waka" means "canoe." 439 00:21:37,370 --> 00:21:38,570 The car! 440 00:21:38,570 --> 00:21:41,100 Oh, hell! You should probably stay in it! 441 00:21:41,110 --> 00:21:43,170 'Cause that's a long swim, bro!